@ARTIST: Gretchen Phillips & Sara Hickman ( Two Nice Girls )
@SONG: I spent my last $10.00

When I was a young girl
Like normal girls do
I looked to a woman's love
To help get me through
I never needed any more 
Than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man
It really was too much.

I did not drink, I did not smoke
I did not say goddamn
I was polite, I was sensitive
Before I loved a man
My family, they were proud of me
Proud of what I am
And then along came Lester
And my tale of woe began.

(chorus)
I spent my last ten dollars 
On birth control and beer
My life was so much simpler 
When I was sober and queer
But the love of a strong, hairy man 
Has turned my head I fear,
and made me spend my last ten bucks 
On birth control and beer.

It was June of 1983 
When Mary Lou and I did part
She said she loved another dyke
My god it broke my heart
I was bitter and disillusioned 
To lose another girl friend
Then Lester came to work at Papa's store 
And decided to ease on in...

Before that last heartbreak 
Nothing made me more sick
Than a hairy chested cheap double-breasted 
Suited man with a hard dick
I guess I was curious,
I guess I was young
I guess it was that run and coke
I guess that I was dumb.

(chorus)

For of course, for a woman to love a man 
She must also love to booze
If a woman don't drink beside her man
Then she will surely lose him
As I sit in this hetero honky tonk 
And reflect upon my past
I think about those girlfriends 
And why they did not last.

For there's certain thrills that lesbian love 
Simply cannot supply
Like paying for abortions 
From sperm gone awry
And so I say to you my friends 
Without this man I'd die
So listen to my tale of woe and 
Hang your head and cry